October 2011
2 posts
Only 4278 people know about this blog so
lucifuge: I will post/say/reblog whatever the fuck pleases my mind and my dick.  Leave me alone before I start randomly throwing dicks at everyone!
Oct 13th
14 notes
“If you think there’s for me, more to life, more to feel, more to live; I’m only...”
– Hole In The Head: “Crazy people make better bloggers”   (via i—reblog)
Oct 13th
February 2011
4 posts
Thanks to those stupid promotions and follow for...
Feb 8th
Brittany: grrrrr.
Ryan.: Yes? :L
Brittany: that wasn't even grr. dork. omg. :L
Ryan.: I thought R could be stuck :C:L
Brittany: ok then. but it wasn't so meh. or somethiong.
Ryan.: Somethiing :L
Brittany: yeah what you said :L
Ryan.: We're fuck as h,gh :L
Ryan.: or vice vetrsa
Ryan.: idek
Brittany: are not. i'm perfectly fine. so meh. I mean I think I am. I don't feel too different.
Ryan.: :L im laughing ND CRYING At the SAME tiMe
Brittany:
Brittany: it's like craughing.
Brittany: cry laughing.
Brittany: xD
Ryan.: tou're yigh :L
Feb 5th
11 notes
on my way to kill someone, brb.
Feb 3rd
6 notes
Maybe I'm incredibly high but nothing makes sense...
Feb 2nd
74 notes
January 2011
5 posts
“Writers block is always way better than cock block.”
– Ryan
Jan 19th
8 notes
“Sometimes I see some Facebook likes and I think to myself “Who the hell...”
– Ryan
Jan 19th
4 notes
Thank god I'm not a student! That's the only thing...
Jan 18th
4 notes
Fat girls like me.
Jan 18th
2 notes
Dude, where's your Bakugan?!
Jan 18th
1 note
August 2010
2 posts
Don't forget; it's me who put you where you are...
(via salpsan)
Aug 20th
Father Lucifer is testing my patience with idiots...
(via salpsan)
Aug 10th
June 2010
4 posts
I hate it when girls ask for cuddles. -_-
(via salpsan)
Jun 5th
I love getting high on people's low self esteem.
(via salpsan)
Jun 3rd
For dear dick's sake. Why am I so fucking...
(via salpsan)
Jun 3rd
Whenever I see a post about my band on my...
(via salpsan)
Jun 1st
May 2010
9 posts
Reinstalling the Sims 2 like the boss I already...
(via salpsan)
May 28th
Dear girl; stop fucking me over. Go fuck yourself...
(via salpsan)
May 26th
I hate crying bitches.
(via salpsan)
May 23rd
I hate people who mentally torture themselves.
(via salpsan)
May 20th
Remember when;
salpsan: Castiel got upset with God and said “You son of a bitch… I believed in…” That’s exactly how I feel about my father.
May 19th
Mom: You don't let an angel get drunk. It pisses off God.
Me: Come again?
Mom: Angels are God's underaged children.
Me: Oh.
May 14th
It's almost cute how you people post satanic shit...
(via salpsan)
May 10th
“And we are going to make hamburgers of fat people’s meat in hell. You see...”
– Ryan
May 5th
55 notes
“Don’t let my success at life bring you down. Not just anyone can be as...”
– Ryan
May 5th
April 2010
9 posts
Don't eat my face :[ I need it.
(via salpsan)
Apr 30th
FIXED MY WIFI... LIKE A BOSS!
(via salpsan)
Apr 30th
“Let’s start the apocalypse.”
– Ryan
Apr 19th
17 notes
“Shit… I really can’t explain. Hold on. My tears will explain though.”
– Ryan
Apr 17th
All the moron people... Where do they all come...
(via boyinterrupted)
Apr 16th
FUCK TUMBLR. IT'S GONE TO THE DOGS ANYWAY.
(via boyinterrupted)
Apr 16th
“wondering why God shoves stupid people up in the ass of my life.”
– Ryan
Apr 11th
Funny how people pay Tumblr to be recommended. I...
(via boyinterrupted)
Apr 6th
“Fuck healthy food! Fuck the diet! I’m gonna eat crisps motherfucker, and...”
– Ryan
Apr 2nd
March 2010
5 posts
“So what now, mom? Some arch angel will come and kill me? What?!!”
– Ryan
Mar 30th
“Shut the suck out of my fuck.”
– Ryan
Mar 24th
“You” has never sounded like “Ya” to me. I don’t get your...”
– Ryan
Mar 19th
“Son of a bitch! Sims 2 crashed again!!”
– Ryan
Mar 17th
“Am I pretty?”
– Ryan
Mar 13th